A Real Scientist

 I was talking to Bill Gates about this the other day and he was saying that he can't really say as he isn't a real scientist of any kind. When I suggested that it is possible that the water is still evaporating and will continue to do so he couldn't decide if that would be excellent as it plays nicely into his 'overpopulation and genocide' agenda or a real nuisance cause then there might not be anyone left after a while to cut his garden. I suggested that possibly that was a minor detail.